Giggle Of The Week

Here you will find things that I've found giggle worthy

best quote for the week
BrentSpiner's Twitter Page
auroranebulosa: Do you know any other language save Sarcasm? I think not. :-)
BrentSpiner: I happen to be sarcastic in several languages.

Ok, So I'm The Manager Of A Gas Station, Right? Right!
A Gentleman Is Out At A Pump Trying To Get Gas!
I Politely Call Over The Intercom The The Pump Is Prepay
The Guy Stands There A Minute, Reaches Into His Pocket And Pulls Out $20
He Stands There A Few Minutes More Staring At The Pump Before He Comes Trotting Inside Upset
"Well, I Was Trying To Figure Out Where To Feed The Machine Dollars!"
*smacks forhead*

A guy came into my work looking like a bum and kept fidgeting with items in the store. He noticed I kept looking at him so he walks over to me and asked when a manager would be on duty.
Me: Is there something I can help you with?
Guy: *very upset and flinging his hands around* All that I wanted to know is when the next time a manager will be on duty, is that such a hard question to answer?!?!?!?!
Me: I understand that sir, I'm the manager, is there something that I can help you with?
Guy: *very polietely and sweetly*Oh ok, I was just wondering who I'd need to return my application into. So I'll look for you the next time I come in!
Yeah good luck with that!!!

Quote: Shadav i gave your wife a compliment! no reply from your side???
Quote Shadav: lol wife?? me??? sorry yaar not me...hehe if I had a wife, well.....there'd be a lot of intrigued and upset men